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Cynical Quotes

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Your life…

Have you ever looked around you and thought I'm too sober for this shit!

Have you ever…

Three stages of life: 1. Birth, 2. What the fuck is this, 3. Death

Three stages of life…

I think I’m emotionally constipated, I have not given a shit in days.

I think I’m…

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Sorry honey…

4 things to quit right now: 1. Trying to please everyone, 2. Fearing a change, 3. Living in the past, 4. Giving fucks.

4 things…

If you didn't hear it with your own ears, or see it with your own eyes, then don't invent it with your small mind, and share it with your big mouth.

If you didn’t hear…

Not sure if I am emotionally strong and handle everything or I am a heartless sociopath.

Not sure…

My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.

My only regret…

It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.

It’s better…