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Cynical Quotes

Behind every man is a woman resisting the urge to choke him.

Behind every man…

Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car.

Making fun of someone…

As I have grown older…

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it becomes beautiful day.

Some people…

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams

God gave men…

Being a dick won’t make yours any bigger.

Being a dick…

Life is like toilet paper. You’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

Life is like…

Stress is caused by giving a fuck.

Stress is caused…

Common sense is like deodorant, those who need it the most never use it.

Common sense…

Do what the fuck you want. Because in the end people are assholes and will judge you anyway.

Do what the fuck you want…