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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

I believe…

Life is about saying “FUCK IT” to those who matter, and “FUCK YOU” to those who don’t.

Life is…

Do you ever meet someone and think dumbass, then listen to them and think bloody fucking dumbass?

Do you ever meet someone…

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

Don’t think of yourself…

Can’t fall asleep? Good. Your dreams will never come true anyway.

Can’t fall asleep?…

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.

I hate it…

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered… “who ties your shoelaces for you”?

Have you ever listened…

Free speech is nice but also shut the fuck up sometimes.

Free speech is nice…

For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

For all the women…

Don't like me? Cool. I don't wake up every day to impress you.

Don’t like me?…