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Free speech is nice but also shut the fuck up sometimes.

Free speech is nice…

Every bad thing that happens today is a direct result of choosing to get out of bed.

Every bad thing…

Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.

Every day I arrive at work…

Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

Don’t give up…

“Be yourself” is about the worst advice you can give to some people. – Thomas L. Masson

“Be yourself”…

Masturbation is the only thing that isn't taxed, regulated, or illegal. That's your "freedom". You're free to go fuck yourself.

Masturbation…

Of course life is a bitch. If it was a slut it would be easy.

Of course life is a bitch…

Life is a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.

Life is a dick…

Edit | | Trash | View admin Attitude, Funny, Offensive, Rude, Sarcastic —No tags —No comments Published 2020/04/01 0 0 Focus keyphrase not set. Needs improvement Select It’s very hard to make friends as an adult because once you’re an adult you’ve realized you hate everyone. It’s very hard to make friends as an adult because once you’re an adult you’ve realized you hate everyone.

It’s very hard…

If I actually “spoke my mind” I’d be in deep shit.

If I actually “spoke my mind”…