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Sure being positive and nice to everyone all the time is great... But have you ever dropped a good “Fuck You” on someone you don’t like? That shit will help the sun rise.

Sure being positive…

I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?

I am busy…

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in a bad mood or if everyone around me is really fucking annoying.

Sometimes I can’t tell…

Everything is bad and everyone is dumb.

Everything is bad…

Ignoranus: Someone who is both stupid and an asshole.

Ignoranus…

Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exist in the world.

Until you work in food or retail…

No matter what you are going through, always try and help people. So instead of saying “Fuck off” ask, “How can I help you to fuck off?”

No matter what…

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Sorry honey…

If you didn't hear it with your own ears, or see it with your own eyes, then don't invent it with your small mind, and share it with your big mouth.

If you didn’t hear…

My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.

My only regret…