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Hang on, I’m still trying to decide whether I don’t give a shit or if I don’t give a fuck.

Hang on…

They say swearing is due to limited vocabulary. I know thousands of words, but I still prefer “fuck off” to “go away”.

They say swearing is…

We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they’re not.

We squint at the sun…

OH YOU HATE ME? Join the club! They are weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.

OH YOU HATE ME?…

I don’t know if social media has ever made the lame to walk, but it has beyond doubt enabled the dumb to talk.

I don’t know if social media…

Over time, I’ve mastered the art of saying “Fuck off” just by looking at someone.

Over time…

Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Some people…

I don’t drink on lunch breaks because the last thing I need is more motivation to tell everyone to fuck off.

I don’t drink…

I’m nice as fuck. So if you see me being mean to someone they earned that shit.

I’m nice as fuck…

My “give a fuck” is still broken but my “go fuck yourself” is fully functional.

My “give a fuck”…