Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper "no one gives a shit".
Sometimes you just need to take a break from everything and fuck a little... or a lot.
Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt, and being real gets you hated.
Men are a lot like infants. If you want them to shut up just put a boob in their mouth.
People say I act like I don't give a fuck. Motherfuckers... I'm not acting.
Sometimes you gotta feed people some bullshit just to see who they run back and tell.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop that shit.
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.
WE NEED TO TALK: Women's secret code for haha sorry, you're fucked.
Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.
Litttle girls cry. Big girls say fuck.
TOMORROW: A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.
Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else's. - Ziad K. Abdelnour
What doesn't kill you disappoints me.
Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety attacks, a love of alcohol and serious dislike for stupid people, but no lemons.
When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there just in case it needs help.
Sure, I have a few skeletons in my closet. Every single one of them deserved it.
Those who stir the shitpot should have to lick the spoon.