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I love listening to lies when I know the truth.

I love listening to lies…

I’m mostly “PEACE, LOVE and LIGHT” and a little "go fuck yourself".

I’m mostly “PEACE, LOVE…

It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.

It’s better…

Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Be a little crazy. Be loud. Be vulgar. Whatever it is that tickles your pickle... Do it. You never know who would love the person you hide.

Be weird…

How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.

How to win…

I love it when people think they're going to punish me by not talking to me.

I love it…

I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm pretty sure you'd fall in love, and then I'd never get rid of you.

I’d tell you to kiss my ass…

Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Roses are dead…

I love sarcasm, it's like punching people in the face, but with words.

I love sarcasm…

Fall in love? No, thank you. I'd much rather fall asleep.

Fall in love?…