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Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That's why women wear makeup and men lie.
When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning", I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.
Trust gets you killed, love gets you hurt, and being real gets you hated.
Think whatever you like of me if it helps you sleep at night. In the end I get to keep my integrity while you feed your own bullshit to stay alive.
They say "do what you love and money will follow". So I ate cheesecake and drank some wine... Now I wait.
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
Stop telling everybody I’m fucking crazy. I love to see the surprises on their faces when they figure it out by themselves.
Sleep well middle finger, you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.
Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.
Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.