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Usually, what angry people need most is not more hostility, but to hear just a few kind words... to know someone cares. Like, "Calm down, everything is going to be okay, you stupid psychotic fuck".

Usually, what angry people need…

Everyone is entitled to their opinion but it doesn’t mean that their opinion isn’t stupid as hell.

Everyone is entitled…

Some people didn’t fall from the stupid tree. They were dragged through the entire dumbass forest.

Some people…

Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you are still stupid.

Sometimes God sends…

I love when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless.

I love when people…

Whoever is in charge of making sure I don’t do stupid shit is fucking fired.

Whoever is in charge…

To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.

To be old and wise…

Falling in love makes you do stupid things. One time I even got married.

Falling in love…

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question.

If you don’t want a sarcastic answer…

I’m so polite but I’m also the rudest person ever. Like, I’ll hold the door for you and you’ll be thinking I’m actual sweetheart when in reality I’m thinking “Hurry up, stupid”.

I’m so polite…