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Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

Sorry honey…

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! - Darynda Jones

Drink coffee!…

Is being stupid is a new trend? Because everyone is doing it.

Is being stupid is a new trend?…

Childhood: When you didn’t have to be drunk to make stupid decisions.

Childhood…

When people ask me stupid questions, it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark.

When people ask…

Don’t ask me stupid questions like, “Are you hungry?” or “Want to get drunk?”

Don’t ask me…

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

It isn’t that I’m not a people person…

If stupid were a disability, I know a few people that would get a monthly check.Rude, Sarcastic, Funny Quotes, Thoughts, Sayings

If stupid were a disability…

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

I’m sorry…

Seriously, I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but they apparently aren't coming back for them.

Seriously…