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If you don't like the word cunt, then don't act like a cunt, and you won't be called a cunt. Ya cunt.

If you don’t like the word cunt, then don’t act like a cunt, and you won’t be called a cunt. Ya cunt.

I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behaviour like "Sorry I can't help it, I'm a Scorpio". No Susan, you're just a bitch.

I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behaviour like “Sorry I can’t help it, I’m a Scorpio”. No Susan, you’re just a bitch.

If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

People like to say they are "Real", but they don't say real what. Real shady, real needy, a real piece of shit. Sorry, but I need you to be more specific.

People like to say they are “Real”, but they don’t say real what. Real shady, real needy, a real piece of shit. Sorry, but I need you to be more specific.

Bitch Please, I'm so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes, and fart rainbows.

Bitch Please, I’m so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes, and fart rainbows.

You remind me of a penny. Worthless, two-faced,and inside everyone's pants.

You remind me of a penny. Worthless, two-faced, and inside everyone’s pants.

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

I guess those enlargement pills are working because you're twice the dick you were yesterday.

I guess those enlargement pills are working because you’re twice the dick you were yesterday.

ASKHOLE: A person who constantly asks for advice then does the opposite of what you told them.

ASKHOLE: A person who constantly asks for advice then does the opposite of what you told them.