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Yeah, it's pretty hard not to be completely cynical these days. - David Byrne
Word of the day: EXHAUSTIPATED. Too tired to give a shit.
Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday, and look how that turned out.
TIP OF THE DAY: always make sure the phone is 100% hung up before you call someone an asshole.
The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it becomes beautiful day.
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands.
Some days you meet someone and you immediately know you want to spend the rest of your days without them.
Some days my biggest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.
Sleep well middle finger, you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.
Shit happens. Every day. To everyone. The difference is in how people deal with it.