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MEN ARE THE BEST COOKS because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months.

MEN ARE THE BEST COOKS because with two eggs, one sausage, and a little bit of milk he can fill a girl’s tummy for nine months.

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